Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I'm not a housewife, I just play one in real life sometimes

You guys are right. I don't need another mother--I need a WIFE. Well I do need a mother, just not one living in my house. I actually just need a wife. Javier and I have had this conversation before actually. I think it was probably prompted during a viewing of an episode of Big Love. Have you see this show? It's great, but I digress. Javier decided that having another wife around would probably not be that great. We'd gang up on him, as what commonly happens on previously mentioned television show. Occasional fringe benefits aside, not a great idea for him, he thinks.

But what about my needs? Do you think I could find someone willing to do all the 'housewifely' things I don't feel like doing? Such as menu planning, cleaning, that kind of stuff? Hmmm. On second thought, I'm pretty particular about how things are done (the little OCD in me is apparent in housewifely matters), so perhaps I need someone JUST LIKE ME. Oh, Javier would just love that. Two of me! How fun. I could make ME2 do all the things I don't want to do. I need to think about this some more. 

While I'm busy thinking, why don't you take a trip over to Mrs. G's for her own take on Big Love...Bigger Love, with all the mancake you can handle!

Photo credit: www.dailymail.co.uk

4 comments:

CalicoDaisy said...

That Mrs. G is hysterical. I've thought about having a couple of extra husbands before... Her site led me to this one: http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/11/not-just-a-boob/. That posting is even more hysterical. I was crying! -- Michele

Mary Ann said...

That watermelon drink was originally found on my blog, http://maresfoodandfun.blogspot.com/2008/08/watermelon-lime-fizz.html just so you know the source!

Saucy said...

Did I ever tell you that after my divorce, I lived with my mother... she was the best husband, ever!

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